Would you rather?

Tell us how old you are, or
spend another ten seconds on this empty page?

Would you rather?

Always have an orange spray tan

or...

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Jargon’s my heart’s delight

🌞 Brave.

But there are better ways to get picked up 🤵🏼

That’s why in 2016 we gave out over 100,000 safe rides home across the country.

Racing legend 🏎 Sir Jackie Stewart put it best:

When you drive, never drink.

🍺🙅🏼🚗‍

Wanna learn more, or are you too busy posing as a parking cone?

Wait, where’d you get those rides from?

Would you rather?

Only be able to ask for a promotion in the sauna

or...

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😓 Steamy choice.

But there are easier ways to breathe deeply 🙇🏼

That’s why in the US alone we’ve reduced CO2 emissions by 21.5% since 2011.

Which is more CO2 than every single vehicle 🚙 in New York City 🗽 puts out in three whole months.

💁🏽‍

Wanna see how, or are you too busy wiping steam off your glasses?

How’d you do it?

Would you rather?

Shower with a porcupine

or...

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Seems less excruciating

🙄 Seriously?

That's a shame

Cuz there are definitely better ways to save water 💦

Believe us. We use 28% less of it globally than we did in ‘08

It takes the entire American 🇺🇸 adult population 🙋🏿 120 days 📅 to drink that much water

Wanna see how, or are you too busy looking for the tweezers? 🙇🏽

Would you rather?

Every time you mute a conference call it goes to speakerphone

or...

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I’ve got a few free days

😵 Careful

Cause you can’t take back what you put out.

But we can.

That’s why in the US 78% of our bottles’ glass is recycled ♻️

Now that’s some trash talk 🗑 we can get behind.

Wanna see how, or are you too busy drafting that apology email?

Where’d all that glass go?

We’re out of lolz, champ. Why not check out where all these nifty facts came from?